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Merry whatever you're having from the Aquatic CAZZINES!

(and Valerie)

Here are your holiday trends for 2010 direct from us to you:

1) Hair Tinsel! I am rocking some gold strands right now!

It is fun and festive for the Holidays! You decorate a tree, how about your head (see how I write in red to make you feel more christmas cheer) ?

2) Being de-friended by family members on Facebook! That is what it is all about kids, being with loved ones and celebrating the birth of our savior Old Gregg.

3) The previously mentioned (see post below) Cat Patty Cake video!

4) Old School anthems of female empowerment a la Salt N Pepa!

5) The always adorable Christmas Trolls, I recently discovered that I own one much to my delight!

6) Last but not least, getting hammered with your parents while wearing an adorable Xmas Sweater!

CHEERS! AC1

* Cazzine aka Cousin as spelled by seven year old me!

Patticake Cats: I invented it. I started it.

I will never stop watching this video because it is hilarious. Make sure you're watching it with the sound on- the commentary is what makes it. Whoever made this is my hero for all of time and space (right behind Captain Tightpants, that is). Thanks be to Aquatic Friend Christine for this and may all of the Patticake Cats in the world help her through 2L finals at the schoolings of law that she undertakes.


IT NEVER ENDS!

Bless.

-AC2

Trashy Crabs

See them or else!!!!

Don't worry you can just ask Joan!

Having a fashion emergency? Personal crisis? Well never fear because Joan Rivers is here for you! Personally I think that she may actually be god. How else could she still be alive after having so much plastic surgery?

~AC1

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rain[bows]

From the desk of AC2, Sparker.




Aquatic Friend Bonnie found this and deemed it my theme song. I absolutely cannot argue this point, as it has so far made my Monday 110% better and IT'S NOT EVEN 7AM.


Now if only one of these would show up to take me to my soul-crushing job, things might be even better. By that I mean a pink fluffy unicorn with some sort of vehicle made of rainbows, not one of the embodiments of the kid singing this video. That would just be awkward. Unless he brought the cardboard keyboard. I'd probably ask to play it because it magically sounds like a xylophone.

Cheers.

-AC2

ETA: I tried Google-image searching for a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow, but somehow it came up with Paddington Bear and a shirtless Native American brave. Also Gary Oldman in some sort of flowing purple wizard's robe.

I think I've just commissioned some sweet artwork FROM MYSELF. (Of a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow. Not of Gary Oldman in that robe.)

Veteran's Day

Veteran's Day may have been Thursday, but I personally feel our service men and woman deserve to be thought of and thanked more than once a year.

To every person who has served: Thank You.

-AC2

Bout to do the Boot Scootin' Boogie

Get ready to get your country on and click HERE

AC1